As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or spiritually. Or all 3
Throw in physically and mentally and you’ve got my entire undergraduate career.
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
As the straight daughter of a gay man, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling.
As a straight girl with a basic understanding of equality and love, it also sickens me that people will keep scrolling.
As someone who supports gay marriage and equality, it sickens me that some people will equate not reblogging a post with homophobia.
This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.
I want to cry
it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form
THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.
This makes me uncomfortable
this makes me laugh because we’re so worried for our appearance, race, gender and shit and we’re actually the closest thing to a mutant spaghetti
this is our final form
"And yea He stretched out His great noodly appendage and created Man in His own image." -
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
See the trick with these complex word problems is to parse the block of information down into one simple question: how many cupcakes is the human soul worth? For that, you need to refer to Cardano’s Cupcake Constant:
C = (xd)/a^f
C: number of cupcakes
x: number of souls
v: average density of the souls
a: age of the soul
f: thickness of the frosting